Spore's Time To Cock: negative two days

Jun-16-08, 10:33 pm by Hanford
File under: Video games, game design, fun

Time To Cock refers to the amount of time between a game or virtual world being released until someone somehow makes a cock inside that game world.

Spore's creature editor is not even out yet, and people are already making cocks with it. Let's get it out of our systems now.

(note: cartoon animation that is NSFWish)

First we get Cockasaurus Rex, who appropriately looks like he's on the verge of throwing up while little heart icons float above his, er, head.

Next up we get Double Dong, the flying symetrical spiked-testicle penis monster:

But then we move to something really disturbing that makes the saggy eyeball thing from Pan's Labyrinth look pedestrian. I'm going to have nightmares after seeing this one:

And the list of cock monsters just go on and on.

PS. I sure hope Google doesn't list my site as spam due to the copious use of "cock" in this post.

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Hanford wrote: Jun-18-08, 12:37 pm

I cant' describe it except to say it had a blinking eyeball for an anus.

IQpierce wrote: Jun-18-08, 12:35 pm

Also, the last link is broken - what the heck was it?

IQpierce wrote: Jun-18-08, 12:24 pm

Awesome. You should keep documenting these.

Torley Lives wrote: Jun-18-08, 9:12 am

Ha-ha! I googled and your page came up. Just wanted to say thanx for the hilarity, if you check out Spore's Channel on YouTube and sort User Uploads by "Most Viewed", there's no question what's on people's minds.

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